I will Trinny and Susannah myself. I couldn’t do it with them, because I’d have to punch them in the face. Hate those kind of programmes. Welcome to “I’m Okay, You’re Obese”. I know what I’d do if I had one of those shows.
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If a big part of your enjoyment of a thing on TV or movies is nitpicking it to death, that’s cool.
… but shitting all over the people who enjoyed the same thing without nitpicking it to death is really not cool.
Minecraft comic series by
This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!
Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.
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I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.
F. Scott Fitzgerald - This Side of Paradise
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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
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You know, a few months ago this dude friend of mine showed up to hang out with me all dejected. Over a couple of drinks he explained his long face — earlier that night, he’d been walking down the street behind this really cute girl, and when she looked back at him over her shoulder,…
its really hard to make a lego’s death dramatic
is boromir holding a banana
the greatest video game ever made
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