I will Trinny and Susannah myself. I couldn’t do it with them, because I’d have to punch them in the face. Hate those kind of programmes. Welcome to “I’m Okay, You’re Obese”. I know what I’d do if I had one of those shows.

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wilwheaton:

If a big part of your enjoyment of a thing on TV or movies is nitpicking it to death, that’s cool.

… but shitting all over the people who enjoyed the same thing without nitpicking it to death is really not cool.

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darkoverord:

ampvee:

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 

Alexander Diochon

This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!

Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.

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theantidote:

I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.

F. Scott Fitzgerald - This Side of Paradise

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xchrononautx:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.

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gyzym:

You know, a few months ago this dude friend of mine showed up to hang out with me all dejected. Over a couple of drinks he explained his long face — earlier that night, he’d been walking down the street behind this really cute girl, and when she looked back at him over her shoulder,…

elenafishers:

whittacker:

avengersandcats:

its really hard to make a lego’s death dramatic

is boromir holding a banana

the greatest video game ever made

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